Wednesday, January 20, 2010

if you wanna play the game

You gotta know the rules


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It seems simple enough doesn’t it? Well you'd be surprised, there's plenty of people attempting to partake in the game but hardly anyone actually come out with a win, and you know why? They have no idea about the rules... they've probably never even seen the rulebook, and if they have seen it they're probably using it as a doorstop or toilette paper or something else equally useless. Don’t doubt the importance of the rules people, because disregarding them may end up in possible heart break, assault charges or a veeeeery bad rash. Still haven't figured out what I’m talking about? I’ll give you a hint; the guys featured in the post below obviously aren't doing too well. yeppp you guessed it, the art of good old casual has been attempted since the start of time* but hardly anyone manages to keep it how it’s meant to be; no strings attached, uncomplicated and satisfying. So what are the golden rules I’ve spent so long praising?

1. If you're sensitive, don't even bother. The only thing worse than getting hurt is setting yourself up to get hurt. If you can't handle the game, don't fucking sign yourself up for it in the first place? Don’t even go to team tryouts! Games are meant to be fun, meaning never take it too seriously or get caught up in whats happening.

2. Know when to say no, more importantly know when to say yes or you're not gonna get anywhere. And stick to your decisions, it's important to have a solid plan of attack ;)

3. Only do things the things you want. This isn't about the opposition... if it was you'd be in a relationship so you may as well make full use of the situation you're in. on that note make sure the opposition wants what you want or you could come down with several assault charges. Remember; make love not rape.

4. A good sportsman learns from their mistakes, listens to advice, wears the uniform correctly and always strives for optimum results. It's pretty straightforward.


According to the Spice girls, too much of something is bad enough but too much of nothing is just as tough. So keep that in mind and good luck with any future game play -that’s if your good enough to score a position ;)


Keep it kinkyyyyyyyy
ANGEL TITS

*don’t quote me on that I’m just assuming

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